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Number of emails in my inbox when I arrived this morning: approx 400
Number of emails which require some actual work to be done: 127
Number of notifications telling me my inbox is over it's size limit: 6
Number of new voicemail messages on my phone: 3
Number of phone calls taken this morning: 2
Number of desperately urgent things which require to be done today (as at 11:20 am): 2
Number of other, less urgent but nonetheless important things which require to be done today: 11
Amount of diet coke drunk so far: 2 cans
Time to first intake of paracetamol to combat headache: 2 hrs 10 minutes
Number of double-takes as a result of new hairdo: 4
Status of pot plant on desk: not dead (yay!)
Status of personal items on desk: all still here (woo! yay!)
Hours I have been in the office: 2.5
Hours I will need to spend in meetings today: 3.5
Hours I will need to spend doing work which requires to be done today: 8
Hours I will be able to work today before being thrown out of building (including working through lunch): 9
Estimation of number of things which will still require to be done tomorrow: 7
Amount I wish I was still on holiday: 100%