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The Art of Primal Scream Therapy - A 10-step Method
1. Stand up. This frees the diaphram, enabling more power to go into the scream.
2. Move to an area as far away from anything made of glass as you can get.
3. Open mouth.
4. Scream. The louder the better.
5. See step 4.
6. See step 5.
7. Take a breath.
8. See step 6.
9. See step 8.
10. Stop.
There. Feels much better, doesn't it?
October 9, 2003 in Randomness | Permalink
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Comments
I need to put this into practice, just as soon as I get off work.
For now, the text-based method will have to do:
http://www.sushiesque.com/sushiesque/2003/10/oh_definitely.html
Posted by: sushiesque | Oct 9, 2003 6:01:37 PM
Noooooo! It didn't make me feel better. I still have a headache. :)
Posted by: Michael (Yog Sothoth) | Oct 9, 2003 8:25:36 PM
If you still have a headache don't worry Eve had a headache and Adam asked God " What is a headache?"
Posted by: James | Feb 11, 2004 3:21:35 AM
If you still have a headache don't worry Eve had a headache and Adam asked God " What is a headache?"
Posted by: James | Feb 11, 2004 3:22:44 AM
try not to wakeup the wood nymphs
Posted by: sid | Mar 24, 2004 2:24:18 AM
it's hard to scream when you're not mad'but if you wait until you're
mad somebody's gonna get hurt
so scream now
cry later
Posted by: siddartha | Mar 27, 2004 9:23:56 PM
You forgot the bit where you have to shout 'Mommy' and 'Daddy' until you breakdown into spasms and shout shout let it all out....
Posted by: Sarah | Apr 1, 2004 11:18:53 PM
It works perfectly . . . as long as we have the discipline to follow it through. Having a coach present won't hurt.
Posted by: Chas | Oct 30, 2004 2:52:32 PM
Losers.
Posted by: James | Dec 5, 2004 2:55:50 PM
